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Actual chat between a friend and I:
Friend: omg, i want bread. like, lots of it.
**5 minutes later**
Friend: it's gotta be something on a baguette. i'm pretty sure that'd do me in.
Me: or do yourself with the baguette
would give a whole new meaning to the term "yeast infection"
there are a million more jokes hidden in there.
Me: i'm on a roll this evening
baking up a comedy storm
Me: yeah that's more like it
Friend: lol, i need to know more kinds of bread in case this topic ever surfaces again.
ciabatta be kiddin' me!
omg, just now, that happened.
**picture of Emperor Palpatine**
feel the evil puns rise within you
like unleavened bread
on turning 24
I remember someone asking me on New Year’s Eve what my resolution is for this year. In my semi-sober state I told them, “I want to take the next steps in life.” My 24th birthday is tomorrow and I got to thinking about where I’m at right now. This time last year I was coming off two job interviews, a bit of a rough patch personally, and seeing Rush in concert. Now this...
Ricky Gervais on The Daily Show last night. Too funny.
Trying the new Spotify function out
Nerdist Podcast: Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche →
AKA Pinky and the Brain. I almost crashed my car three times from laughing so hard. Love both of these guys, one of the best episodes of this podcast yet.