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Oh my great good God. Gentlemen your attention please! I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life form! It’s 80 meters long and it’s heading this way! OH GOOD GLAVIN IT’S ON MY SHOE! It’s it’s…it’s a small frog. Just get off, just get off, just get out. Stupid machine.

Oh, wait a minute. This isn’t the monsterometer, it’s the frog exaggerator! Mmwahey.

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well done, Internet.

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